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Radiant Rebirth: The Ugly-Duckling Turned Out A Powerful Beauty
by White Day
[Ugly-duckling Transformation, weak to strong]The destitute young miss of the Ling family was weak, had lowly qualifications, was ugly and frequently bullied. In the end, she was pushed into the freezing river by her so-called love rival. However, when she opened her eyes once again, her gaze was cold yet captivating! Everything had changed drastically! When her ugly looks faded, she became a peerless beauty. When she displayed her graceful bearing and talent, it was blinding and earth-shatterin…
Reborn as an Ugly Wife in the Countryside
by Naughty Qiuqiu
[Complete 1V1 Pure Romance] Zhong Xiaoxiao had transmigrated. When she opened her eyes, she found herself on her wedding night, "You might as well prepare to be a widow." Before she could understand what was happening, her cheap husband had fled, and she became the vilified and reluctantly married country bride. Life is like a dream, but one must carry on. So what if her reputation was in tatters? Rolling up her sleeves, she set to work with her whole family. When they met again, even if they co…
The Elite Assassin Becomes a Flat and Ugly Nerd!
by ACEE
Raised by a league of assassins and trained for thirteen years, Shan Yue was seventeen when she took the throne of best assassin, becoming an untouchable legend amongst assassins. Despite being legendary, she put her faith in the wrong people and was killed by her own league's betrayal. However, while Shan Yue thought her death was assured in the violent explosion, she was surprised to find herself reincarnating into the body of a useless female student. Forget how pudgy and dim-witted she was —…
The Prince's Fiancee is a Spatial Farm Girl
by SugarSpine
# SPATIAL # FOOD # FIGUREHEAD # AGRICULTUREThe only daughter of General Dingguo was lost the year she was born, and everyone thought she had very bad luck. Who would have thought that more than ten years later, they would find her? The young master and ladies of various families in the capital gossiped a lot about it, saying this young lady from the General’s house must be stupid, poor, ugly, and unwanted. Hearing this, the new champion sneered, “They call her stupid?” The richest man in Jiangna…
The Fake Son Wants to Live [BL]
by Lullabybao
Jian rue gazed back at the ugly gray alien while stumbling and running. he clumsily tossed a stone at it "Fuck just leave me alone!!!"Suddenly a warm pair of hand grabbed his waist and tossed him over a study shoulder. "Xing yu!! let me down! you fucker!!!The said man chuckled and playfully smacked his butt. "Honey, I'm saving your life~""I had it under control. Now, let me go!" Jian rue bit his shoulders hard until the sweet taste of blood filled his mouth."Hiss.. baby, you're making me hard~"J…
The Ugly Omega Is Mated To Three Handsome Alphas
by Blessing_D_Writes
A scoff left my lips before I could hold it in. "What did you just say?" I asked, my gaze moving from one Alpha to the next. "You want me to move in with you?" I questioned them to make sure I had heard correctly."Yes." Thatcher took a step closer, but I took two steps back, creating more distance between us."We want you," Logan declared, his eyes burning with intense need."Yes," Julian joined in. "We will also protect you; we'll make sure no harm comes to you. Please give us a chance," they beg…
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
Mommy Pretends To Be Ugly, But CEO Daddy Isn't Tricked
by Sprout & Turtle
Rong Shengsheng was horribly persecuted by her twin sisters and thrown into the unfathomable depths of the ocean, hanging by a thread between life and death.Five years later, she made a strong comeback with her adorable child.During the day, she was a humble and unattractive cleaner in the company.At night, she was a seductive dancer who turned the world upside down, for whom the wealthy young men of Beijing would throw away their fortunes.However, Rong Shengsheng accidentally got on the wrong s…
Miracle Doctor Baby
by Tasteless Rice
She, the world's chief doctor of the 21st century, the legendary overlord of the medical world, was killed and her soul transmigrated…She, the useless miss of the Windcloud Empire, was ugly, silly, and obsessed! She died in her own sister and fiancé's hands…When she reopened her eyes again, she had the soul of the strong but the body of the weak…When she became her, her fate would be rewritten and a miracle would appear…This was a story of a two-faced person meeting another two-faced person. Wit…
Age of Summoner
by MASALAN
Only one card would change his life forever!In the world of “Age of Summoner”, a globally popular online game, card and item trading prices ranged from high to low.However… “Joke”, an unemployed new graduate, could not believe that the “Snowbelle White Dragon card” he accidentally got from a convenience store could be sold for 10 million baht!Unsure whether to consider it good or bad luck, Joke soon found trouble knocking at his door. A pro player from the Thai server was determined to obtain th…
The Extraordinary Urban God of Medicine
by Ugly up to the Depths of My Soul
“You are going to be my first wife!” Huang Xiaolong explained to Song Yuru, moments after they had met on the train. "You quack!" A man to the side harrumphed, neither he nor Song Yuru were amused by the statement. Little did they know that this hillbilly from the mountains had a few tricks up his sleeves and a handsome face to make up for his awful sense of fashion. With three missions in mind- earn lots of money, get a wife (or a dozen), and get a university degree, Huang Xiaolong was about to…
The Yun Family's Ninth Child is an Imp!
by Shui Qingzhu
Yun Jiu was an ace special agent, but after escaping from her organization, she ended up transmigrating into the body of a girl called Yun Chujiu. And she was... the weirdest girl in Ye City...Useless, ugly, trash who can't cultivate, ungrateful wretch who backstabbed her adopted family for the enemy family. But excuse me, I'm ugly?! I'll turn into a butterfly and blind all of you with my beauty!I'm TRASH?! I have celestial lightning in my hands! I'll roast all of you to a crisp!I'll walk across…
Ugly Husband 21+
by Lsaywong
Warning konten dewasa 21+ Di dunia khayalan tentu merasa menginginkan suami yang tampan - kaya - baik hati - dingin - tegas - penyayang, bukan? Lalu bagaimana di dunia nyata? pernah memiliki seperti itu? Ya mungkin ada tapi tidak semua rata-rata atau sebagian. Namun ini hanyalah cerita. Bukan cerita yang bisa dijanjikan menjadi nyata.Bagaimana dengan Ferawati Christian Sugiono. Keluarga mampu selalu mengganti pasangan atau pacar hanya demi kesenangan hidupnya sendiri. Di usia 25 tahun para saha…
THE UGLY SPINSTER AND THE HANDSOME CEO
by Lusi_Solona_
COMPLETEDLuna Yang, a 35-year-old spinster, must deal with people's prejudice against her single status at her age in a society with certain marriage standards. Her life has been further complicated by the fact that all of her sisters have settled. Her neighbors and family members mock her with snide remarks and quips.There is, however, nothing in this world that lasts forever. Joys and sorrows always follow one another into people's lives, much like days and nights. Her destiny changes when she…
Ugly
by Wayne Mansfield
Ian feels he has not been blessed with good looks, and his treatment from others lends weight to these beliefs. From a child, where he is teased about his big nose, to his twenties, where his best friend, the handsome Zack, seems to get all the attention, Ian is made to feel inferior. The resulting insecurity means he won't look in a mirror unless absolutely essential.<br><br>Then one night at Zenith, the local gay club, he locks eyes with Brad. He likes what he sees, but so does Zack. As Zack a…
This Crayfish is not edible
by Lullabybao
Xia Che was a crayfish monster that cultivated to become a human, but from then on he was the epitome of unlucky. But because he was friends with a Koi fish, he was able to escape his predicament. One fine day the Koi fish disappeared and our silly little crayfish lost his luck. He was all alone for many years until an ugly snake landed on his lap. The snake turned out to have exponential luck.Xia che: “Let me pet you today as well little worm. I want to trip on a pot of gold.” He rubbed the coa…
Chameleon: My True Face
by Piokilek
The prodigy of mercenary world, the youngest officer in Seven Stars Special Forces.Betrayed by his partners, people he considered friends. Sentenced for murder he didn't commit.Placed in a high-security prison. Jokes on them.In the first day, he acquired an ability, able to change his body at will. In the second day, he met the love of his life, taking her with him on the path to get revenge.Join Li Wuxing as he claims what's rightfully his. .....................................Support me on Pat…
Novice Forensic Doctor
by Princess Xue'er
Forensic Doctor Zhou Ning will take you into a series of thrilling, stimulating, cruel, and perverse crime scenes!Seeking the truth of the facts, challenging the psychological threshold, exposing the ugliness of human nature.Conspiracy!Mysteries!Doubts!One after another, bizarre and eerie cases continue to unfold.
JOKES ON YOU
by namelessfriend
HELEN IS A BAD GIRL OR MABYE THE WROST .SHE KILLED THE FATHER OF THE MOST KIND GIRL OF THE SCHOOL.YET THE KIND GIRL SHOW LOVES TO HER BUT HELEN FAR WAY FROM THAT KINDNESS MAYBE SOMEDAY SHE WILL CHANGE WHO KNOWS CAUSE IT HER FREAKING BUSINESS NOT MINE.....
jokes of the day
by funnyjokes2090
making you smile is top priority, smile always.